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Episode 1: Sorry, Wrong Lips
1982-10-0630 min
Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.
Season guide
Alice Season 7 — Episodes and Where to Watch
23 episodes · first aired 1982-10-06
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Episode guide
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Episode 2: Do You Take . . . ?
1982-10-1330 min
Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.
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Episode 3: The Secret of Mel's Diner
1982-10-2030 min
There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.
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Episode 4: Alice at the Palace
1982-10-2730 min
Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.
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Episode 5: Joel Grey Saves the Day
1982-11-0330 min
Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""
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Episode 6: Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving
1982-11-1030 min
Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner.
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Episode 7: Carrie on the Rebound
1983-01-0930 min
Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.
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Episode 8: Jolene's Brother Jonas
1983-01-1630 min
Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.
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Episode 9: Alice Sees the Light
1983-02-2830 min
Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.
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Episode 10: Vera the Virtuoso
1983-03-0730 min
Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.
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Episode 11: Alice Faces the Music
1983-03-1430 min
The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.
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Episode 12: Tommy, the Jailbird
1983-03-2130 min
Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.
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Episode 13: Jolene and the Night Watchman
1983-03-2830 min
Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.
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Episode 14: Mel's Dream Car
1983-04-1130 min
Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.
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Episode 15: Come Back Little Sharples
1983-04-1730 min
Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.
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Episode 16: Vera, the Torch
1983-04-2430 min
Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.
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Episode 17: The Grass is Always Greener
1983-05-0130 min
In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.
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Episode 18: Tommy Fouls Out
1983-05-1530 min
Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.
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Episode 19: Vera on the Lam
1983-05-2230 min
After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.
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Episode 20: Mel's Cousin Wendy?
1983-05-2930 min
To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.
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Episode 21: Sweet Erasable Mel
1983-06-0530 min
Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.
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Episode 22: Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant
1983-06-1230 min
Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.
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Episode 23: Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag
1983-09-1830 min
Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.
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