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Episode 1: The Big Match
1982-04-1530 min
Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.
Season guide
Spooner's Patch Season 3 — Episodes and Where to Watch
7 episodes · first aired 1982-04-14
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Episode 2: The Lock-Up
1982-04-2230 min
Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...
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Episode 3: Finders, Keepers...!
1982-04-2930 min
Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?
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Episode 4: The Sting
1982-05-0630 min
Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.
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Episode 5: Suffer the Little Children...
1982-05-1330 min
Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.
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Episode 6: Vote, Mrs Cantaford
1982-05-2030 min
Mrs Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a 'get rid of filth' ticket.
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Episode 7: Police Intelligence
1982-08-2430 min
Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.
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